Muspelheim "Lava" Revealed To Be Refreshing Fruit Punch
The hellish red liquid that fills Muspelheim's lakes is actually a delicious fruit punch, says famed adventurer Midric Longstep. Visitors to the realm have long known it was possible to swim in the "lava" without being incinerated, but it wasn't until Longstep swallowed a mouthful that he discovered the truth. Midric plans to open a chain of punch stands selling the drink to the demons therein, who still don't realize it's not lava.
Boldfelag Oathbreaker Found Guilty of Breach of Contract
The 12th Circuit Court of Midgard found Arvid Uærlig, one of the so-called "Blodfelag oathbreakers" often seen near Huginfel, guilty of breach of contract in a dispute over the purchase of a horse. The court ruled that Uærlig "knowingly broke his oath to purchase the horse," and must now pay restitution. This was not Uærlig's first offense.